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30 Day Blog Challenge: Day 14 posted at 8:30 PM Day 14: Provide 5 Pictures Of Your Celebrity Crushes 1. Ryan Gosling
If you're a girl and you don't have thoughts of having sensational sex with Ryan Gosling/letting him plant your seed in you, you're probably a lesbian. Ryan Gosling is just, well, perfect in every sense of the word.
2. Zac Efron
Up to this very day, I wonder why the fake nudes of Zac depict him having a small dick. Zac Efron's needs to do the world a favour and pull off a Michael Fassbender in Shame. Was I being a homosexual and gasping for air during the sex scene in The Lucky One? Yes, yes I was.
3. Niall Horan
This pretty boy doesn't look that pretty in this photo, but he's my favourite member in One Direction. In fact, the only reason I bothered listening to One Direction was because he stood out to me before the rest of the boys did. He was cute and now he's morphing into a sexy beast. I mean, look at those biceps!
4. Matthew Hitt
Y'all can have your Ash Stymest, Cole and Yuri but please leave my Matthew Hitt alone. He's a really pale and adorable Welsh model. I adore him most for his upper lips as well as his cheekbones. His hair is always flawless.
The fifth one is kindda tough but umm...
5. Dylan O Brien
Dylan was a recent addition and it was between Rihanna and him. I don't exactly want to get into Rihanna's pants so Rihanna, sashay away! Dylan plays the trusty sidekick, Styles in Teen Wolf. While he's kinda goofy, I think Dylan will make a good boyfriend who is aware and sensitive to your ~*emotions*~.
So there you go, five flawless men. I wish that it was 10 pictures of my celebrity crushes instead. That way, I could have put in the other One Direction boys as well as Michael Fassbender. My taste in men is not that bad isn't it? |
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